kicker599

wow, i really should update things more often. i mean, my profile thing, was i seriously ever THAT sickeningly enthusiastic? I seriously doubt it, i think i merely typed it like that to sound like every other sickeningly enthusiastic one of those i had seen. there are far too many of those...

So what's going on with me? 
well, contrary to what the start of this may have suggested, i am not depressed in any way, I'm actually very happy. I'm on the level 3 boatbuilding course now, and doing well. next year i will be off to Southampton Solent University to take a course in yacht design and production, after a technology foundation year.
I have a wonderful girlfriend now, she is called Amy. she is wonderful, kind, laughs at my awful jokes, and is as terrified of true commitment as I am.. perfection.
right this moment i am cursing the heavens and bronies alike for my favourite fanfictions not updating more regularly. curse those writers and their inconsiderate need to have 'jobs' and 'social lives'...don't they realise how desperately i need to see more of the fantasy world inside their heads?!?

so yeah, that is this thing, updated.
nice one.

cheerio.

dododooloodoo
doodoododoloo
loodoododoo
doodumdumdoo
dumdoodoodum
dumdeedumdoo
doodlyoodlyumm
poodlyoodlyooh
doodoododo
dooloodoo
dumdeeloodoo
doodoo
doo


dum



that is all.

Me and my friends have decided to compile a list of our most favourite pickup lines that are garunteed to get you a slap and/or a drink in your face. we call this little compilation of ours "How to get free drinks!(by having them thrown in your face.)

Check it out now on our google doc!
docs.google.com/document/d/1n3…

If you have any that you think should be on the list, comment them and if we think they're good enough, we'll add them! (We're not picky, don't worry.)

a shield would be cool wouldn't it? or perhaps a jewelry box? Oooh, maybe a spoon?
I could make a really really small wooden shield out of oak or summin and make it into a necklace?
a spoon sounds cool.
maybe a table?
but then a spoon DOES sound cool...
perhaps a pyrography portrait of one of my friends?
but a spoon..
OK! That's it!
I'm going to make a fork!

[] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[] You've done your own laundry
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks/Tim Hortons know you by name.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[] You make your bed in the morning.

Total: 16

Post this in your journal with the title saying
"I act like a ___ year old"